At long last, a few weeks ago I combed my hair out of a shower in front of a mirror and realized that my hair perfectly covered my breasts – completely. I turned to the side, and with just a little tilting..my hair touched the very top of my bum.

I’ve been doting on it quite a bit. Dusting, oiling. Washing with baking soda instead of shampoo. I’ve never felt so pretty.