I want to have everything in place so people know exactly what I want. I don’t want anything religious. I don’t want cheesy songs. I don’t want crying. I want it to be a celebration of my life, this list and everything I have achieved!

I’d like to be cremated first, with again no religous overtone at all. My atheism MUST be mentioned! Then my ashes should be sprinkled out at sea, or in the forest. Or, over my Mum, which is what happened to my Dad’s ashes when the wind blew!