i don’t know what it is about this programme, i’d just love to give it a chance. it’d be the best experience, i think, just to be enclosed with a load of people and talk in the diary room and do stupid tasks like running a 24 hour kebab van.

i don’t think i’d mind getting evicted somewhere along the way, either.
it’s all part of the experience, coming down them steps and holding onto davina mccall’s hand.

sounds great.