1. I hate touching the inside of a shower curtain (because they’re wet and slimy and cold).
2. I hate when my computer locks up (because it usually means I’ve lost progress in some way, plus it feels like utter defeat when I have to press the reset button).
3. I hate when there’s a pause in conversation and I can’t think of anything remotely intersting to say (because I feel awkward and uninteresting).
4. I hate when I spill shit (because I have to wipe it up).
5. I hate when I get a headache from wearing my glasses or having a pinched nerve in my neck (because I’m not sure if just one of these causes the ache or both, plus they HURT.)
6. I hate when I am too much of a perfectionist about things (because it wastes my time yet it’s a trait I usually like about myself.)
7. I hate feeling left out (because sometimes I think the world revolves around me and need to remind myself that people don’t necessarily leave me out intentionally.)
8. I hate being shy (because I’m in a new city and I wish it were easier to make friends.)
9. I hate the word “purchase” (because it just sounds stupid.)