I rushed to the beauty parlor where my parents had already arrived to get my grandmother. She was running about 30 minutes late so everything worked out ok.

When I told her what happened with my car she got a twinkle in her eye and asked since I don’t know how to take care of a car do I know how to take care of a man?

I started laughing and said I guess not…I don’t have one to take care of my car for me. Everyone within ear shot started laughing with us! :)