Jimmers had a vast array of fancy dress items out and had been dressed up in a wig, making a tea party whilst wearing giant monster feet.

He stopped and stood absentmindedly twiddling with his bits. I asked him if he was ok and if his bits were hurting. ‘No’ he said ‘I’m just thinking of something to do’.

Many males seems to think that’s a good think to do when you can’t think of anything better!