It's been so long...
...I almost can’t remember what it feels like. I haven’t had sex in almost a year and a half - and I haven’t had good sex in probably two+ years. Yes, I could have had sex many times in these last 18 months, but I’m holding out for something special - kinda like Rivers Cuomo (Weezer) says of his celibacy. Here’s to my getting lucky in 2006!
