I can fit into my wedding dress. I was checking to see how many people have viewed my listing, looked at the measurements, and thought “no way…those sound like my measurements now.” So I tried it on. It’s a bit snug through the belly (which is full of cauliflower right now and thus a little puffy), but fits everywhere else.

(Also heavy as hell…if I do get married again, I’m not letting anyone talk me into dragging 5 lbs of fabric on the ground behind me.)

I’ve not been able to zip up the bodice, let alone button the skirt, in years. Time to put more effort into eating extra meals and building muscle mass.