Todd Schoonover This image is not naughty or offensive, so don't flag me WatchTrolls
1) I was approached by the city police at midnight on top of a hill with a girl and my explanation was “we’re looking at the stars.”
2) I was approached by the state police at 1am pulled off along the highway with a woman and my explanation was “we’re looking at the stars.”
3) I was approached by the county sheriff at 2am in a parking lot with a guy and my explanation was “we’re looking at the stars.”



