Pfft. on give Johnny Depp a lapdance on 43 Things

Pfft. 4 years ago

Well we know this isn’t going to happen however if the opportunity ever arose I would at least make an attempt. I can see it now:

[runs up to Johnny Depp in the middle of the street]

Julie: Let me give you a lapdance!

Johnny: Sorry I dont think so..

Julie: [pouts] oh. Ok.

[strides off and waits till Johnny Depp is out of earshot]

Julie: Asshole.

Apr 09, 2005, 05:30AM PDT | 2 cheers

Julie: Let me give you a lapdance!

Johnny: Sorry I dont think so..

Julie: But it’s for my 43 things list.

Johnny: Well if its for that then ysure, but do you mind if Vanessa joins in. I think two chicks giving me a lapdance would be hot!

Julie[smiles]: Hell Yeah!

The tabliods headline later…

Johnny and Vanessa Have kinky lapdancing threesome…..mwhahahahah!

Apr 22, 2005, 01:03PM PDT | Thread | Respond to this

That’s the best version ever!!

Apr 23, 2005, 03:11AM PDT | Respond to this

...where the line forms on the right

I’ll be there !!

Nov 02, 2005, 10:48AM PST | Thread | Respond to this

lmao! Fo Sho!!!

sexy graphics :D

Nov 02, 2005, 05:32PM PST | Respond to this

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