I have the 2.5 children. Now I need the chocolate lab, and the Tahoe. Then when can move to our gated community somewhere, and my dream can begin. I want to have my kids football and cheerleading stickers on the back window. All of my daughters friends will be Amber, Halie, Chase, Kacey, Lacey, and Madeline. I will take them to Libby Lu’s for her birthday. All of my son’s friend eat up all of my food and stay for dinner all the time. Oh how American society has brainwashed me into thinking this is what I need to be happy.