i was watching iron chef the other day, and i thought: i would sell a kidney to do my grocery shopping in kitchen stadium. but then i decided that i wanted both of my kidneys just in case, but that i could still have my very own private version of the ultimate cooking showdown that is iron chef. assemble a panel of foodie judges, find a suitable rival, put a drop cloth over absolutely everything in my house, and then commence the cooking. still deciding on my specialty. there are still quite a few iron chef titles left after all. iron chef…mexican? indian? vegetarian?