This being the start of another new year,this is one of the top resolutions made,and usually the first one to be broken! I however would rather moon the world with a nice slender,firm enough to bounce a quarter off of tushie then the doublewide,overloaded trailer I’m toting around. Yes it is said that some men like some “junk in the trunk” but not a semi trailer full of the junk!

And I really hope I get to accomplish this feat..the only downside is all the money I’m going to have to spend on a whole body tuck afterwards…see they never tell you about what happens to all the skin you have leftover once you reach your idea weight…the skin that drapes over your frame like a bad fitting slip cover on a couch.

So as I start to count calories…I am going to count my pennies…ok dollars…so I can pay for that overhaul!