Like those people who can light their zippos by snapping them or those people who can recite entire movies. Or pull ups. Pull ups are useless. And that’s already on my list. oh oh oh I could learn to knock beer cans off of fence posts with a .22 or maybe with a rock because I don’t own a gun. Or learn to throw a football through a tire swing. Or become very knowledgeable about pop culture. That is completely useless