I’ve wanted to do this for years now. I believe in Santa. I am 22 years old and yes damnit, I believe in Santa. Sure, maybe not the same way a child believes in Santa, but I believe in Santa and I want that picture really bad.

Crap knows if I’ll ever complete this goal. I’ve never even seen a mall santa that allows adults. But I want it that bad, and it will stay on my list until I get it.