Stop talking to me. Our transaction ended a month ago. I do not want to be your best friend, it was strictly a business transaction. Thank you for sending me pictures of your new puppy, but I honestly don’t care. I’m glad you liked my eBay alias and email address and thought it was unique but you didn’t have to fucking steal it from me. Signing up for match.com with your picture, my email address, and my alias was not too bright.