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Take pictures of examples of spelling and punctuation so horrible that they make me feel a bit sick, and post them on here for other language geeks to gawp at. (read all 67 entries…)
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Found on Digg. I think this speaks for itself.



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Cloudberry is a tomato plant with her roots nestled in rich compost.

hahaha!

That’s great. I once had a housemate who worked as a news editor on a local paper, and who couldn’t write a comprehensible, grammatical, correctly spelled fridge note – or cover letter! – to save her life.

Oh, the humanity.

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Yikes!

That’s scary. Seems to happen a lot though. I get the local paper every Thursday for the jobs section and I always get to pick apart a few horrible goofs.

Cloudberry is a tomato plant with her roots nestled in rich compost.

you know, it occurs to me...

that Kristin may have made those errors – and corrections – deliberately, to show off her skills a bit.

Even if true, it’s a risky strategy!

Absnasm is mostly elsewhere.

Oh, that's a good point.

Very risky marketing. It totally looks like someone else has come along and corrected it for her.

Cool!

...Not the errors, though. And yes, I am very lucky! :)

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I've just noticed...

..she’s incorrectly capitalised “native”, probably basing it on “Native American”. Rarrrrgh! What would Native English be? The Picts?

cluricaune does NOT want to be facebooked, twittered or shared.

Didn’t the Picts live in Scotland ?

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No idea.

I just typed off the top of my head.

redbandita does NOT want to be facebooked, twittered or shared.

The Angels, Saxons and Jutes.

They are identified as the three tribes who formed the English nation.

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Thank you...

..Simon Schama ;-)

RuthG lives.

Also,

the colon doesn’t belong between the verb and its compound object. :-)

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Yowch!

Yes, good point, well spotted! I think that’s more or less acceptable here because of the formatting, but it’s technically incorrect.

weallareone amazing things are happening...

Surely that can't be for real?

I mean, come on!!

Although, her target market aren’t Native english speakers, so she’ll probably get away with it.

(Yes mine WERE intentional)

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I'm not sure.

People have proofreaders to check things they’ve written in their mother tongue all the time, especially in things like publishing and translation, or for academic work. It takes a fresh eye.


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