me at work yesterday what I would go to college for if I woke up 18 and ready to be dropped off at school that day. I didn’t even think about it. ” I would be an appraiser of antiquities and art for Sotheby’s or the Smithsonian”. Well, that or a crime scene analyst but I don’t have to worry about getting anything on my shoes at Sothebys. I just chalk it up to forensics is in my blood and I will never truly be rid of it. But, answer stands at antiquities appraiser.