The Ghost of Illegal

be in a Mexican Standoff (read all 2 entries…)
Don't just stand there, shoot

Looks like you guys are just going to stand there, building up tension. We’ll I’ve had enough of this waiting. Let’s get the ball rolling.

I shoot at Agent86. I hit him in the leg. He falls down wounded.

Jan 15, 2006, 07:37PM PST | 1 cheer


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sara

In a surprise move

(although, in retrospect, no one will find it all that surprising after all), I shoot myself in the foot and drag myself away, moaning.

Jan 15, 2006, 08:27PM PST | Thread | Respond to this

The Ghost of Illegal

I shoot

I shoot Sara, putting her out of her misery. (Only 4 bullets left in my gun.)

Jan 16, 2006, 05:04AM PST | Thread | Respond to this

sara

HEY!

I would have healed up in time!

Jan 16, 2006, 05:54AM PST | Thread | Respond to this

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Jan 16, 2006, 06:07AM PST

Happy Phantom is raising money for Shari's Crohnies

Ouch

I didn’t know you could be so graphic.

Jan 16, 2006, 06:43AM PST | Thread | Respond to this

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do - 86
Now that I read the whole thread - Happy Phantom

sara

A little help?

Illegal seems to have it out for me.

Jan 16, 2006, 08:45AM PST | Thread | Respond to this

Today - ladyofmanx
This is getting confusing - sara
He likes to watch - ladyofmanx

Happy Phantom is raising money for Shari's Crohnies

Not well at all

What on earth are you doing? She said she wanted to be IN a Mexican Standoff, not DEAD by one?

Jan 16, 2006, 06:53AM PST | Thread | Respond to this

The Ghost of Illegal

Play with fire?

These things always turn out ugly.

Jan 16, 2006, 07:12AM PST | Respond to this

Happy Phantom is raising money for Shari's Crohnies

Oh no

This isn’t going very well.

Jan 16, 2006, 06:52AM PST | Respond to this

sara

From my seemingly dead position

I stealthily signal my band of desperados by messaging them with a WildWest BlackBerry. They gather just behind the saloon, ready to rush in at any moment.

EDIT: this, by the way, is why I’m “The Bad”. Not only am I prone to shooting myself in the foot, I also keep unfair technological advanatages up my sleeve.

Jan 16, 2006, 06:59AM PST | Thread | Respond to this

The Ghost of Illegal

Quit your pussyfooting around

This is the wildwest. There ain’t no blackberry, ‘cept on the bushes.

And if you’re “The Bad”, I’m “The Downright Evil Bastard”.

I shoot you again.

(3 bullets left.)

Jan 16, 2006, 07:17AM PST | Thread | Respond to this 1 cheer

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Jan 16, 2006, 03:07PM PST

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Jan 16, 2006, 03:20PM PST

sara

Nooooo!

You were the good guy! The underdog hero!

Jan 16, 2006, 03:45PM PST | Thread | Respond to this

Feeling warmer - 86
I wanted to be the ugly!! - Holly the Psychedelic Guru
I saw you comin - ladyofmanx
"What do you mean, think?" - Holly the Psychedelic Guru
Help Me!! - chiorgirl
WTF? - Holly the Psychedelic Guru
I'm sorry - chiorgirl
You were speaking swahili to me.. - Holly the Psychedelic Guru
Chiorgirl, you crazy cat - 86
Please don't dick with me - chiorgirl
Untitled - ladyofmanx
Thank you - chiorgirl
Untitled - ladyofmanx
You ain't ugly darlin' - The Ghost of Illegal
"I'll do anythang fer you, Illegal!" - Holly the Psychedelic Guru
The Ugly - sara
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Jan 16, 2006, 04:18PM PST

I just shot you! - Holly the Psychedelic Guru
you missed - ladyofmanx
Holly the hippie missed? - Holly the Psychedelic Guru
Fuh splah - 86
this is your great moment - ladyofmanx
Untitled - 86
I hold you in arms - ladyofmanx

sara

The band of desperadoes I had called in earlier

have been having a smoke behind the saloon all this time. Turns out, due to some miscommunication, they’re actually a mariachi band. Inspired by the dramatic scene around them, they strike up a rousing little number, by which the final scene of this sad, sad tale will play itself out.

Ay yi yi yi!!!!!!!

Jan 16, 2006, 05:03PM PST | Respond to this 1 cheer


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