And in my best Morrissey singing voice (which isn’t very good), “That joke isn’t funny anymore.” The joke really wasn’t funny. Why do people think it’s amusing to push meat on you when you don’t eat meat anymore? “Are you sure? Wouldn’t you like some seared flesh?” Hahaha, no I haven’t heard that one before.

Now it would have been funny if someone had started singing Meat is Murder as they ate their chicken drumsticks and pork chops, which I was thoughtful enough to cook for them since the birthday boy likes meat. Ingrates.

But I forgive them.