Who waits until 5 days before it is due to write a 30 page research paper?! That’s right: me. I fully acknowledge that this a poor choice. I realize I could have avoided this problem completely if I wasn’t such a lazy arse who’d rather daydream or frolic in fields of bananas. What. I don’t know. Don’t ask.
But I can do this! I just need to keep reminding myself that I’m awesometastic and can totally complete this great feat. LIKE A BOSS.