WOW! After months of silently and passively yearning to be in a band, it just landed on my lap. My boyfriend’s been trying to get his girl band going; he had a lead singer before we met. She was kind of distracted with her own career, though, and so he let her go. Leaving… MEEEE in the SPOTLIGHT! Yep, I’m taking over as frontwoman. Now all we need is a cellist.

...Seriously, we need a cellist. IS ANYONE HERE AN ELIGIBLE FUN CELLIST LIVING IN THE NYC AREA?? (cries) please be in my band. Don’t be fooled by my Winston Churchill avatar and my depressing weight loss goal, I am TOTALLY a cute 24 year old girl with a voiiiice of gooooold!