“I don’t mean to sound weird or complicated, but -”
“Stop trying not to sound weird and complicated, because I love things that are weird and complicated. You know that. Anything I can take apart and analyze and fix…and you know why? Cuz I’m weird and complicated.”
“No you’re not; you’re simple and wholesome.”
“Yes I am. Would I know you, if I weren’t weird and complicated?”

(real conversation, keeping me from concentrating on school)