I don’t think I have in years hated anyone like that coworker of mine (actually it’s rare for me to seriously hate anyone at all). She’s such a bully, she just never opens her mouth to say anything positive. I can’t stand people who need to constantly project their bad mood on others, it just makes everyone else in a bad mood (yet I keep that bad mood for myself and don’t throw it at clients and coworkers’ faces like she does). She just needs to criticize every damned thing. I welcome advice and criticism from anyone anyday, I like nothing better than to get to improve myself, but first, half of the criticism she throws at me is gratuitous (stuff I can’t do anything about), and the other half is always said in such a mean way that had it been relevant in the first place it’s never constructive because it just makes me want to cast my dragon fire breath on her. Seven hours in a row with her are like a marathon on ice.

So if you’re reading this, Sh., which you’re not cause you’re probably too busy being a dick (I think it’s a male insult but I’m pretty sure linguists from all over the world would agree on the fact that you qualify), please accept the idea that you’ll meet many people different from yourself in your life and that if you want them to adapt to you you should make an f-ing effort and adapt to them as well because you’re not God. When you’re so “efficient” that half the tower won’t work with you anymore, perhaps it’s time to change something about your $#!++y personality. So get a shrink, a punching ball, drink herbal tea, touch yourself in the bath, whatever it takes, just stop talking to me like I’m some sub-human piece of crap. You make a decently enjoyable work hellish, and I’m sure you wouldn’t spend such a bad day if you made an effort to have a good day in the first place, which you don’t, you make yourself miserable and everyone around in the process. People like you make other people die of ulcers. So get one yourself and leave me alone. ^{Wait, was that too harsh ?}