Worst:

guy: Hey feel my shirt
girls: *feels shirt

guy: Does that feel like boyfriend material?

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer

Id order a Mcgawjus combo but I didnt see your face on the menu.

Cringeworthy stuff.

actually used that terrible one about how much me feet must hurt, after falling all the way from heaven.

I’m sure someone has asked if he could cook me breakfast.

As a woman, lines are kind of unnecessary. I always just smiled and started talking to someone. If they weren’t interested, it was pretty clear. If it was in a club, I would just ask them to dance, or go dance beside them. Things explain themselves.

I’ve had people set me up, and I ended up feeling insulted that they thought this guy was a good match. Eww.

I think every relationship I’ve ever been in, I just met the person, and it went from there. No set ups, no dating service.

What’s the best line you’ve used to pick some up?

I don’t think I have ever used one, I am rubbish with guys :)

What’s the worst line you’ve heard?

When I worked in a club a man came up to me licked/spat on his hand and asked if he could get me out of my wet clothes rageface

Have you ever been on a blind date?

Nope.

What about a deaf one?

What is a deaf date?? lol

Have you ever been set up by your friends or family and does this ever work?

I haven’t. I have always known the person through college or work or friends so I don’t know if it works :)

What’s the best line you’ve used to pick some up? Hi.

What’s the worst line you’ve heard? I don’t remember. Or maybe there’s nothing to remember. Not many people have tried to pick me up.

Have you ever been on a blind date? Yup, sort of. The young lady to whom I surrendered my virginity was (is) as blind as a bat, proper can’t-see-a-damn-thing kind of blind.

What about a deaf one? Not yet.

Have you ever been set up by your friends or family and does this ever work? My meeting the young lady mentioned above was a bit of a setup, arranged by a work colleague, likely as a means of diverting my attention away from her.

_{Hey, Evie, sweetie, do you own a pair of earmuffs?}

What’s the best line you’ve used to pick some up?
If you were a pirate would you put your parrot on this shoulder or this one? (and place your hand on the shoulder further away so you have your arm around them)

What’s the worst line you’ve heard?
Ughh this creepy guy would come into my store all the time and he was like 64 years old at the time, he asked me once “Rachel, how many times do you think 64 years can go into 17 years?”

I also got a “will you sit on my lap you look like you have nice bones” which just seemed like an awkward thing to say I didn’t really get it.

Have you ever been on a blind date?
Nope

What about a deaf one?
nope

Have you ever been set up by your friends or family and does this ever work?
A former friend set me up with my boyfriend, we’ve been dating or 2 1/2 years now so it worked out. I don’t talk to her though anymore.

My approach is pick the most geeky/nervous/uncool women and start by saying how much I despise this “meat market”. Happens to be true, honesty is all.

Not the worst but one of the funniest “Can I stand next to you for a while? I want to work on my tan and you’re so hot”

Had a blind date (meeting some one for the first time to go out) last night. I was nervous, she was nervous. It’s nine am I just got home so you can fill in the rest for yourselves ;-)

That’s a joke, but yes. Being a quiet person myself dating a deaf women seemed like a good idea. It wasn’t.

Go the sister in law, twice she’s set me up now. First one only ended because she got a job in Dubai two months later and I didn’t have the money to follow.

Not the best best or worse pick up line but one of the oldest: “If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”
Blind date: not really, but I went out with a guy once who was colorblind.
Deaf date: Maybe just hard of hearing. I married him and his hearing still hasn’t improved.

Again, an arranged date by friends. I knew him already and had been to the friends’ house the previous Christmas where we played cards together. He was separated from his wife of 6 months and I only went out with him because it was a double date. I eventually married him and am still married to him almost 30 years later. He and the guy who is hard of hearing are one and the same, by the way.

What’s the best line you’ve used to pick some up?
“Hey, we’re both not talking to anyone.” Turned into a conversation that lasted most of the night, and five years later I’m thinking of marrying the guy.

What’s the worst line you’ve heard?

At least the most recent: “You remind me of someone from The Big Bang Theory—but it’s cool, I think smart is sexy.” Said by a guy interrupting me while I was working on a lab report at the school library. I hadn’t encouraged him a bit and kept trying to end the conversation (his icebreaker was, “Getting a lot of studying done?” and my response was, “Well, I’m TRYing to…” In general, I find it incredibly irritating when I’m interrupted from working because some random guy thinks I owe him my time), but having someone reduce me into a ridiculous cultural stereotype, but say it’s ‘ok’ because they get off on it—it left me speechless. Literally. Thankfully, he knew he bombed and just walked away.

Another one in the competition: “I’ve got a daughter about your age…” WTF

Have you ever been on a blind date?

High school—we had nothing in common

What about a deaf one?

Feels that way at loud bars

Have you ever been set up by your friends or family and does this ever work?

Usually it winds up being somewhat insulting (i.e. people think THIS is what I’m about?), and generally uncomfortable.