You’re kicking my ass with your requirements. How annoying…

Well, I guess I don’t know how to make it easy on myself. Can’t quit now.

Yes, you will accept me because I’m just as good as any other author who gets to publish in your journal. Yes, I’m just a little chick who hatched out of her egg. So what? But guess what though? I learn. And I learn fairly quickly. And even if it takes a while, so what?

But if you reject me, it will be your loss, not mine. I’ve got options.

Just saying.