that does sound traumatizing! Did you contact the buss company to complain about that moron who almost drove off with you and then almost drove off with your suitcases? He clearly shouldn’t have a buss drivers licence. Hopefully, the bus company this time has nothing whatsoever to do with Ryan Air, or the bus company you drove with the last time, so you can relax once you’ve recovered from the questionable customer service of Ryan air. Be sure to wear your running shoes and revolutionary trousers. You’ll need them for that strange, mad race to get into the plane first. ;)
I’ve only been traumatized by pubs in Ireland. They refused to serve me pints of beer, because women should drink half pints. Out of feminist principle, I demanded my pint. They then asked me if I was actually buying beer for a boyfriend, in which case it would be ok. I had to explain over and over that I just wanted to drink my pint of beer. They gave in, but gave me plenty of weird looks. It was actually a topic of discussion in several pubs. All very traumatizing, beer-deprivation is a serious matter, although probably less so than almost losing your suitcases. ;)