Epic Sunshine SPRING!
that locust tree.
I’m not sure yet how to go about it. But it is the wrong tree in the wrong place.
Locust trees are best alone in a great big field, cut up as fencing.
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A Staggering Rat of Heartbreaking Something or Other "Oor Ratty. Your Ratty. A'body's Ratty."
What do you call a mass-planting of locusts?
A Philly Cheesesteak to the first person who said “a plague”!
Epic Sunshine SPRING!
I came home one day last week and immediately felt a warm absence in my life.
That little tree never looked good after waking from winter. But locusts rarely do. They die in chunks even as they thrive in larger chunks.
How do you grow a locust? Go the the middle of a field. Drop a locust seed, branch, or root. RUN.
This locust was only presenting the appearance of struggle, but doing it well enough (with a bit of help) to show the arborists on contract with the Shade Tree Commission that it is time to find the rainbow bridge. I shall send a note to Sed Commission: “Please replace with beautiful, smallish ornamental that matches the streetscape and EpicRat Dreams of Shitely Manour.”
A Staggering Rat of Heartbreaking Something or Other "Oor Ratty. Your Ratty. A'body's Ratty."
Epic "Typos-R-Us" Sunshine
adroitly side-steps the Canadian spelling of the word manure when referring to matters of honour. I like that in a celestail being.
