100 Things that make me happy
14. Flat, room-temperature diet soda… yum
15. The ‘skin’ that congeals on the top of certain foods… oh, decadence…
16. Vegan ice-cream… especially the ones that are intended to taste like alcohol, for some reason…
17. Nutritional yeast… especially when it’s called ‘nut yeast’
18. Tuong ot sriracha/rooster sauce… especially when it’s called ‘cock sauce’
19. Peanut butter… with broccoli: ultimate comfort food :)
20. Cilantro… with beats: best salad, college nostalgia
21. When people put food on my plate… oh boy, why is that such a sexually charged action for me?
22. Mixing every soda available when i order a fountain drink… apparently this is called a ‘suicide’ :D
23. Artificial orange flavor… that tastes like soap!
24. Artificial grape flavor… that tastes like violets!
25. Artificial banana flavor… i don’t know WHAT that tastes like… oh, the mysteries of life…
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