At work I was wearing my cozy new floaty pants and my cozy old zip-down hoodie, and as I was getting bored I realised I was moving around to the desperately short music playlist on my cell phone in the exact same fashion as Natalie Imbruglia in the Torn video, in which she’s wearing similar clothes. Being that I was listening to tango and not Natalie Imbruglia, I hereby conclude that the wearing of such clothes automatically results in this sort of choreography.