I will begin to do this this summer, as I have planned to move to Paris in January. I love French. But I need some dorky French friends with whom to speak and not just those awful francophile boatnecks in my French classes who fake French mutter all the time and say things like “bof” and “enfin, bref” for no reason. Whooops, and there I go violating my whole “be less of an asshole” goal.