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Zanna Campanula of the revolutionary trousers

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thanks everyone

for your good wishes. very much appreciated. am at the hospital still waiting to see the anaesthetist (have only been here 3.5 hours, grrr). have been enjoying the waiting time by reading Patti Smith on my kindle, taking part in a study, having a late breakfast at the caff and … LOCKING MYSELF IN THE DISABLED TOILET.

yes, indeed, one old lady stuck in the lavatory.

luckily, a nice man with a toolbox came and let me out ptretty damn quick.

that happened to me once before, on a train. it was the disabled toilet then, too. i thought i was going to have to climb out the window and crawl along the top of the train like James Bond. luckily, alb heard me shouting for help and was able to rescue me from the outside.

guess i had better stop using disabled loos.



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Wishing you

the best of health.
(Thanks for the laugh!)

Zanna Campanula of the revolutionary trousers

thank you!

yes, i have to say it cheered me up no end. glad to be able to see the funny side and have something cheery to report ;)

this reminds me

of a tasteless joke made by the legendary John Cooper Clarke: “I did a reading at Milton Keynes the other week. I had to get ready in the gents. There was no one in there, so I went into the disabled cubicle because there’s more room. When I come out, the attendant was waiting. He said: ‘You don’t look disabled. What were you doing in there?’ And I said – I don’t know why, it came to me without thinking – ‘Just keeping the dream alive.’”

Am sure I shouldn’t be repeating that!

Anyway, you could totally rock the James Bond climbing along the roof of a train thing – awesome! And good luck, thinking of you!

Locking yourself

into a toilet is always a good way to pass the time. ;) I once locked myself into a nasty toilet in an israely cemetery. I seriously thought noone would find out and I would have to spend the night, or possibly eternity, in that spooky, stinky place. ;) Luckily I was rescued though. I don’t like toilet door locks on a general basis after that. When I was in stockholm, I went into a toilet and just as I was about to lock the door, I noticed a sign that said to press the panic button if the door wouldn’t open again. No way I would lock myself in there, I ran out again immediately. A panic button in a toilet is not reassuring really.

Anyway, I hope everything went well, and that you’re at home feeling better now! :)


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