My son is sick today. He has a fever and recently is throwing up a bit. (Nothing scary, just letting him rest and keeping an eye on him.)
After he threw up I gave him water and encouraged him to drink as much as he could, because throwing up is no fun but dry heaves are the worst.
He agreed, “Dry heaves are the worst. Wet heaves are the best.”
I feel sorry for the kid, but couldn’t help laughing my ass off at that one!