I found, (if I remember rightly), the online Mensa test. (I think they said it could be “verifiable” if I past it.)

I took it—spent some extra time, (a lot extra)[since they did say to take all the time you wanted – they did say that]; on some of the questions that I thought fit my “better mental faculties,” (I think those questions did, because I was feeling at least half-confident in them, despite the challenge.)

I finished. I sighed. I pressed the “submit” button.
And then it told me I had a I.Q. of 118!

I was elated for quite some time, until I remembered reading about the ”+/- 20 points.” Then I thought, ”...So you were telling me… I was ‘normal.’ {thppp}. sigh.

So I stewed for a few years until I remembered the ”+ ... 20 points”!! You mean… I could maybe possibly have an I.Q. of 138‽ S.H.U.Z.A.H.M.M.!! :-D
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