OCCASIONAL ones are OK. But summertime sunshine for 13 hours a day pisses me off. Why? Because I always am at work. Why would I want nice weather so I can be inside and missing it? Today is cloudy and gloomy. It’s awesome. I wish most days could be like this. No sun. No reason to feel bad about having to work.

And weekends are no exception, oh no. You see, come Monday the party’s over, and it can feel like coming down from a temporary high. Weekends need to be cloudy and rainy too, so I don’t MISS THEM when they end, because they always do. Winter should be year-round, preferably without the holidays.