You wrote exactly how I feel. Especially your statement “I am just disgustingly lazy, but too lazy to do something about it.” I actually laughed out loud because it is the total truth about us lazy people. I’m not sure if you made that up or if it’s a common quote, but it’s freakin’ brilliant! It’s kinda like how can you get a job that requires experience if no one will give you experience. How can someone stop being lazy if they are too lazy to do something about it? I guess productive, active people wouldn’t understand. Best wishes!