Let’s be honest with each other—if you and yours had been extinct for millions of years, wouldn’t you need a pick-me-up? Hopefully there’s a museum somewhere with dinosaur replicas that you can hug; I wouldn’t want to wreck some scientifically important dinosaur exhibit with displays of affection, but at the same time, I can’t just keep this bottled up forever, you know?

Frenching the dinosaurs is, of course, completely optional.