Get over my fear of spiders (read all 3 entries…)

The other night  — 2 years ago

There was a spider in my room on the wall above my bed. I asked Gotcha to kill it for me. She was too hesistant, and the bastard fell on the floor amoung my pillows. She tried to tell me it was dead, but I knew that he waiting there for me.
Sure enough when she left I saw him crawl across my bed and over my pink furry pillow. NO ONE touches the pillow. What am I going to do? I cant just leave him on my bed…in my sheets, and pillows. Oh God! I grabbed the first thing I saw, which happened to be a Glade Apple Cinnamon scented candle, and covered the icky thing. I saw him running around the glass, and I kept him in my sight as I grabbed a shoe. I was prepared to kill him on my bed. I didnt care about the carcass on my sheets, I just needed him gone!
I poked the candle with the shoe and it flipped right side up….but where was the spider? I could not see him anywhere. Well, he couldnt be that quick could he? So I poked my head over to look inside, and just as I did that he came crawling out towards me!
I thanked my lucky stars when he seemed to have slipped and fallen back into the candle, so I grabbed a piece of thick paper, covered the candle, grabbed it and ran screaming outside where I set it down, and let him freeze.
I feel bad for killing them, but they scare the shit out of me. To be able to hold the spider, regardless if it was inside something else, was a HUGE step for me. I contemplated sleeping in Mona’s room again, but I really wanted to sleep in my own bed.
The end!

Comments:

I cheered this...

solely for the entertainment value of the story. I will try to ignore the fact that you killed one of my friends. :P

OMG

I was scared outta my mind yo!

No funny at all. lol

The spider had it in for me I swear. I am learning…next time, maybe no death

I promise nothing however.

:)

Hee hee!

Baby, steps young Padawan…Baby steps!

I hope

Oh I hope.
I want one tattoed on me, and I cant keep beating my body unintentionally. That just does not work

nope, uh uh.

Uncle Enore Meh...

I hate fuckin' bugs of all styles...

Look at it this way…you don’t go into the spider’s bed.

The dumb bastard should have stayed at his house.

You done good.

(Except, you gotta try and control that crying and screaming stuff…it’s a little pussyish…)

BOOGA BOOGA!!

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Uncle Enore Meh...

God...

...you are such a wuss.

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Uncle Enore Meh...

Evil?

Me?

Oh jesus

was the pic entirely necessary? Creeped right out.

I know, the pussy thing…comes with being a blond, as soon as I coloured my hair, I turned into a girl. strange but true.
I also would like to mention, that I was fairly scantily clothed when I ran out of the house.

im sure my neighbours were impressed

haha

Uncle Enore Meh...

Sorry about the photo...

...I often go after the cheap crap, you know.

I’ll try not to do it again.

I might kill you for that

I am the biggest wuss however, it is a sad but true fact. I cannot defend myself in this regard.

thank you for the pictures they are quite lovely. After I finished vomiting, I was able to really appreciate them.

I think the whole thing was sweet really.

Oh GOD! That is repulsive!!!

Uncle Enore Meh...

Ok, I'll be good now.

Yeah, this fucker is just about as ugly as they come, huh?


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