(Taken from the other person thinking like jack…)

Rooster Dilemma

One of my hens hatched a clutch of eggs last Fall. Five of the chicks survived various barnyard ordeals and have grown up into late adolescent chickens. The problem is that four of them are roosters. Noisy roosters. Noisy roosters who have taken to roosting in a tree right outside my bedroom window.

Now I admit it, I’m a morning person. I like getting up early, and in the winter, I even like being up to see the sunrise. But as the year rushes on towards summer, the dawn’s first light comes earlier and earlier. So does the roosters’ crowing. So, how does this mesh with the “what would Jack do?” philosophy?

I’m pretty sure Jack does not always stay awake 24 hrs a day, even though those days are the only ones we get to see on TV. But we have to remember that Jack has a whole bunch of regular days in between his epic 24 hr days. And I suspect Jack, being a reasonable kinda guy, likes to sleep in from time to time. So, if faced with a flock of friggin’ roosters who crow him awake when he wants nothing more than another hour’s sleep, I feel certain that Jack would take action.

Immediate action.

Decisive action.

Lethal action.

Not some fowl chicken-choking action, mind you, but cap-bustin’ feather-flyin’ mother-pluckin’ chicken-in-the-pot action!

What do you think? What would Jack do?

(made me laugh…
thankyou kindly, Mr Meister)