learn to swear in every major language (read all 2 entries…)
Can anyone help?

I want to be able to use the more arcane and comical profanities, the kind of swearing that stuns and disarms.

If anyone has vocabulary and/or delivery tips to share, please add to the comments of this posting.



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can you be just a little bit more specific

about what you mean by ‘the more arcane and comical profanities, the kind of swearing that stuns and disarms’?

I can provide you with Dutch ‘fowl language’ but just how fowl do you want it to be?

Will have to think hard though. I kind of stopped swearing down the lane…

But: would love to help! :)

You'll find the following site very useful:

*The Alternative Dictionaries – *
http://www.notam02.no/~hcholm/altlang/

Chelseanneagain

Oh, right, but no Canadian English ones.

While we aren’t well known for our swearing, it is a perfectly arcane, comical and clicheed insult in this country to call someone a “hoser” as you may well know. Not especially insulting, I guess…kind of endearing actually…but if you said it with a really nasty sneer….or….y’know…

I remember

actually being in tears when someone called me “stupid cow”, and I think it happened more than once (when I was 12). It was the venom with which it was said, and yes the sneer.

Which goes to show, its not what you say but how you say it.

hoser :) I am not familiar with that. My vocabulary is now widened, once I look up what it means…

Chelseanneagain

Let me help:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoser

take off...

to the great white north…

take off… it’s a beauty way to go.

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"FUCK OFF, DUMBASS!"...

...usually works for me.

Arcane and comical? No, I don’t think so.

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Cloudberry My content is my own, unless I tell you otherwise.

great goal

In high school, I knew how to say “shit” in about 8 languages. My favorite: Greek
“scata!” with the accent on the second syllable.

Cloudberry My content is my own, unless I tell you otherwise.

ok, here's a good curse

in Portuguese (I hope I spell it right…):

“Puta que te pario” – the whore who gave birth to you

I think you want to pronounce it thus:
“PUta ke che paREEu”

good one!

in the best tradition of insults, insult both the person and the person’s mamma…


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