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Yesterday, I proposed 3 years ago

to the sweet boy who was trying to sell me air duct cleaning. The poor fool had no way of knowing I’d just become the proud owner of a new vacuum, and wasn’t about to let ANYBODY clean anything those hoses could reach.

But I was determined to tell him no nicely. Which I did. And the little fella took it so nicely, that I proposed.

He hung up.

Oh, well. One less man-slave for my vineyard, I guess :)

Mar 20, 2006, 09:45AM PST | 6 cheers

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MollyMischief

Ooh ooh!

No fair scaring off potential man-slaves for our vineyard in the south of France! I found a new one for us… A man of few words… He’s delightfully attractive too! YAY!

Mar 21, 2006, 01:52PM PST | Thread | Respond to this 1 cheer

Princess K is Back Again...again!

Scrumtrulescent.

Will he come willingly or must we assist him in making his decision?

Mar 21, 2006, 06:01PM PST | Thread | Respond to this 1 cheer

MollyMischief

He's ours...

for the taking… I even mapped out what his tasks will be… You know, the feeding of the fruit, constant massages, and fanning, etc…
He was all for it! Gotta love a good man!
All he wants is to squish the grapes with his feet, a bottle of wine a day, and to be our everlasting care-taker… You really can’t beat that deal… I said that if he was extra good we’d throw in a pony… I’m such a giver…
Hee hee!

Mar 21, 2006, 11:14PM PST | Thread | Respond to this 1 cheer

Princess K is Back Again...again!

I'm so proud of your dedication to this very important cause.

I mean, a pony’s not a LITTLE thing to give a guy, but sometimes you gotta take one for the team, right?

He needs to bring friends, though. A bottle a day might be a little bit of a thin ration.

Mar 22, 2006, 08:44AM PST | Thread | Respond to this

MollyMischief

I just figured that there would be...

upper and lower echelons in the ranks of man-slaves… The happier the upper ranking tasties are, the more they can boost the moral of the others! It’s a big business tactic… And hey, I’m not planning on this being a SMALL vineyard either! There will be plenty of vino to go around! Ha ha ha!
God… I really just gave this far too much thought! Ha ha ha!

Mar 22, 2006, 10:37AM PST | Thread | Respond to this

Good. Geez. - Princess K is Back Again...again!