I just signed up for a summer co-ed touch football league. I don’t know yet exactly how many girls are gonna be on my team, but since there must be at least 4 of us on the field at all times, I’m expecting to see a decent amount of play time.
And let me say that I don’t actually want to crush anyone’s bones (after all, it’s only touch, and going around crushing bones would probably get me booted off the team), and I certainly don’t want my own crushed (as this would just as surely end my season). But ‘play football’ didn’t sound as exciting, and besides, I already know I’m going to play, the only question is…how well?

Season starts in June, I can’t wait. Luckily, I have a few months to get myself into better shape so that I’m not panting and stumbling up and down the field.

As a bonus, just look at all the 43T goal possibilities here! I’ll start jogging and maybe finally join that gym to get ready for the season. Once we start playing I’m sure to make more guy friends, and my time on the sidelines will help me get better at small talk. Maybe I can start conversations by collecting porn names. I’ll give 1000 cheers to egg my team on (that one was terrible), and write Haiku about our triumphs.

Okay, I’m starting to stretch too far, so I’ll stop. But yeah. So excited.