At yoga tonight once again we were doing our relaxation bit at the end. I think this is my favourite bit now that the novelty of treating parts of my body like they’re made out of rubber has worn off. In the relaxation bit we get to just lie down and even get a blanket to cuddle up to while the instructor talks in a soothing voice.

I can’t exactly remember what he was saying tonight but something like “feel your eyelashes brushing against your cheeks”. Then the next thing I remember hearing was something that sounded like a bicycle pump. I thought it might’ve been in the music that was playing and I remember thinking it was a pretty odd thing to put on a relaxation CD. Only it kept getting louder and louder.

Then I realised some poor person had crossed the relaxation line and fallen asleep … and was snoring very loudly like Darth Vader. Once again I had to stop myself from giggling … I just can’t help it when everyone is taking it all so seriously and then Darth Vader emerges from the midst of it all.