For anyone playing along at home, I’ve actually tried 102 perfumes:

Aizen-Myoo
Akuma
Alice
Alone
Amsterdam
Aunt Caroline’s Joy Mojo
Baghdad
Baku
Baron Samedi
Bastet
Bathsheba
Belle Epoque
Block Buster
Bordello
Carnal
Catherine
Centzon Totochin
Clio
Cobra Lily
Dana O’Shee
Darkness
Death on a Pale Horse
Dee
Desdemona
Dirty
Dorian
Elegba
Embalming Fluid
Empyreal Mist
Envy
Ephemera
Eve
Fallen
Glasgow
Gomorrah
Harlot
Has No Hanna
Hellfire
Hollywood Babylon
Horn of Plenty
Hymn
Jack
Kali
Kitsune-Tsuki
Kuang Shi
Kumiho
Kurukulla
Kyoto
Languor
Loralei
Luna
Magadene
Maiden
March Hare
Morocco
Moscow
Moxie
Nanshe
Neo-Tokyo
O
Obatala
Oneroi
Ophelia
Ouija
Prague
Queen of Sheba
Quietude
Sacred Whore of Babylon
Salome’
Santa Eularia Des Riu
Scales of Deprivation
Scherezade
Sea of Glass
Seraglio
Severin
Shadow
Shanghai
Sheol
Sin
Snake Oil
Somnus
Spooky
Sudha Segara
Tarot: Justice
Temple of Dreams
Tenochtitlan
Tezcatlipoca
the Apothecary
The Dormouse
The Ghost
The Hesperides
Tombstone
Ultraviolet
Umbra
Van Van
Velvet
Viola
Water of Notre Dame
White Rabbit
Whitechapel
Xiuhtecuhtli
Zephyr

Whoa. I also have more than thirty other sample vials I haven’t tried yet. I think I can now stop buying perfume for a long, long time.