I want to be there on:
3 years ago
- the day I was born, so I can hold me and say “boy, he’s got a huge wang! He’s gonna split a woman in half with that when he’s all grown up!”
- the grassy knoll when JFK was shot.
- the day I die.
- D-Day. Shouting ‘Bonjour, asswipe!’ as a shoot holes in Nazi’s.
- the day Einstein finally cracks the theory of relativity.
- the one day I wasn’t there for her. :(
