Passports, stamps, all signs that lead to travel, new adventures, another memory made, filed , and slotted into place. But why I ask, are the border people so damned cheap about handing out their little stamps?!!! All I ask is to get a stamp for each boarder crossing ,... but noooo…it’s a myth, it’s more like ten to one, which ,after awhile ,gets a little pricey, not to mention time consuming. So I have had to resort to hiding in my basement, and making my own conterfeit border crossing stamps. I now live in fear of being found out by “Big Brother’ , jump at the slightest sound,( though it could be the coffee), and have gone as far as making up fake country stamps. So far I have crossed threethousand borders, including such places as ,Nowhereville,Laughmyassoff,Runtheirontous,Won’tdothatagain,Hellanback,Myfeethurt,Outofmoola,Isthatkosher,RUkidding,Gotcoffee,Diduknow.