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I hate phones. I want to smash all of the world’s phones and make a delightful phone soup out of them. Then I’d feed it to assorted people who wont stop calling me, and when they’d say, “What is this delightful soup made out of?” I would reply, “PHONES.”
And then I’d run away before they could think of a response.
Then I would hire someone to run messages back and forth to whoever I’d like to talk to.
Or maybe I’d just be a hermit.
Fig Sees three "Truths" in the world: Compassion, Mastery, and Irony
Yay! Down with Technology!
Have you ever heard of the video game Grand Theft Auto III? In the game, there is a radiostation that gets in-game phone calls. One of them is from the president of the Citizens Raging Against Phones. The DJ asks what this CRAP organization is doing making a call to the radio station and how they communicate. To this the caller says, they send messages via pidgeons and not to question how they work (it’s everyone else who is perpetuating the downfall of society).
Anyways, I think it would be a good thing to send messages to people on the legs of pidgeons and doves (for special occasions).
I have heard of it, but due to lack of knowledge concerning all things technological, I’m at a loss for what you’re supposed to play it on, which buttons you press, etc…
But it sounds like something I’d enjoy.
I agree, doves for special occasions. And perhaps messages tied to the legs of small children for not-so-special occasions.
Fig Sees three "Truths" in the world: Compassion, Mastery, and Irony
That’s another good idea. I think I may have to try this one out. Question: wouldn’t it be easier to simply write the message on the child?
Ever notice how e-mail isn’t nearly as intimate or appreciated as a handwritten letter?
Hm. Well, if you write the message on the child, there’s more of a chance of it being intercepted, and if it’s a SECRET message…
I suppose for messages of a public persuasion, writing on the child [with washable, non-toxic ink, of course] would suffice.
And, why yes, I have noticed. Email isn’t anywhere near as enjoyable as a written letter, either.
However, I’m much more inclined to answer and email than a letter…
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Micky wants to Read all the books on the BBC Big Read Top 100
find someone to spend the rest of my life with
be a vegetarian for a week
build furniture
spend less time online
be more positive
make brendon urie of panic! at the disco fall in love with me
get out of debt
meet panic! at the disco
Sing in front of a crowd
go on a road trip with no predetermined destination
buy a car
Lose 20 pounds
volunteer in India
raj_satan wants to find at least one thing each day that makes me happy and record it everyday for a year
Learn Lithuanian
Get more sleep
Make a beat
escape society
Read the Bible
learn german
appreciate what I have
paint my kitchen
be hot
look prettier
arrakis wants to visit every country in Europe
watch less tv
