....I should go to bed in my pants. Maybe then bad things wouldn’t happen online. Like when I read some of these entires and start laughing I choke and can’t breathe in my pants. That’s quite an uncomfortable sensation in my pants and could probably be avoided if I took up a sport, like shuffleboard, or horse racing, in my pants.

(And much gratitude for Foil (IMP) for this amusing goal, which never fails to make me giggle in my pants).