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Fall in love (read all 16 entries…)

Worth doing!

Chuh. Stupid bloody tarot lady.  — 2 years ago

She lies. She lies! May is past and done, and I haven’t met my husband as she promised on my birthday last year. Waaaah!

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catherineaq surprises herself often, lately

well, who have you met

since she made her promises? Perhaps you have met him, only he looks like a frog and you must kiss him to know that he is your prince!

There is that one guy...

are you continuing to be friends with him???

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The OK cupid guy?

Yeah, the odd email and text. He came out to Lucy’s gig with me a few weeks ago though and kind of touched me up and I didn’t like it one bit and I had to have a quiet but firm word with him. Trust me, it’s not him.

Other than that… um… another very young guy off OKCupid who has become accordion player in mine and Lucyann’s new band. I love him to pieces but in a maternal way – he lets me brush and play with his hair and plait it, he’s like a 6 foot 4 My Little Pony. Platonics all around even though I suspect he might not want that. He gives me foot rubs.

Um… a French-Cambodian guy who I met a couple of years back and got on really well with, and bumped into again at the weekend. He was meant to come meet me at Lucy’s gig on Sunday but got waylaid by an emigrating friend, rang last night to apologise and promised to call me next time he’s in town – he lives in York now. I like him a lot, he’s adorable. But he did kind of stand me up so…

A really really goodlooking but probably complete knob-end-ish guy I met Friday night in a pheromone fit and wound up kissing drunkenly on the pub stairs after a cursory conversation, before deciding that it was probably a bad idea and leaving him standing there looking a bit confused. A glance at his myspace confirms that he probably is a knob but god he’s pretty. Wow. The eyes, the eyes.

Dude, I was on fire last weekend! But I don’t think it’s any of them.

Too Hott to handle!!!

Maybe when the flames burn down to nice glowing embers, you will meet your frog prince…get ready to pucker up (and I don’t mean when you’re drunk)!!!

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Not that much action really.

I only kissed one of them, the others were potentials that wound up going down a different route. But thanks, and as we say in our house, “I wish I wish oh dream come true, I wish I wish the same to you!”

Too true

Abs had more action than i’ve had in months in the first paragraph :(

When will I learn how to flirt!

Got you beat

That’s more action than I’ve had in three years.

I’m starting to consider one of those monasteries where they brew beer.

Wait A Minute

Are you saying that it is not a good idea to go feeling up a gal when you are first getting to know her?

I thought it was considered polite. Did I buy the wrong how-to-get-women booklette again? Damn. No wonder I’ve been living the Monastic life as of late.

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I thought you were a married man, Aaron?

Depends if you’re getting the signals. If you’re so so so so clearly not, like this guy wasn’t – and I know cos I was the one not giving them – it’s probably not gonna help your cause to run a finger down her side as she completely ignores you and watches the band. ::shiver:: By the way, that band you went to see the other week rocked my socks off!

Magglehoff the cat needs a full-time library or information-related job now now NOW.

a 6 foot 4 My Little Pony...

that makes me want to giggle. :0)

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I crossed her palm with silver!

I paid her £20. All in 2p pieces though, that might have pissed her off.

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Ssshhh...

People think we’re witty and clever ;-)

I’ve enclosed a fiver, mum’s the word.

Let me guess

Bottom!

It’s a wild stab in the dark but given your past records

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Wrong!

Oh OK. Yeah. Bottom.

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