Moi: The One & Only is pondering too many things at once, as usual!
I want to dress up like a pirate, hijack a galleon, and board cruise ships without permission. I won't steal anything -- just make the passengers drink rum and wake up wondering if the night before really happened...
So when do we leave?!?
Only if our pirate ship has a sexy ass captain like Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp)! lol